silver lining?

Damn... Oh wow. It's very sexy but it looks extremely uncomfortable to move around in... IT'S LATEX LEH. I mean like... Will got heat rash? LOL IDK. Gahhh.


ALRIGHTY. I have some good news! Well... Good for me and nothing for you guys. But still. It's AWESOME NEWS!!! For the past few months there hasnt been anything nice :/ All very depressing schtuff that covers up all those small little happy things. But i won't elaborate on thatttttt. If you hang out with me alot, you'll probably know this but it wouldn't kill to know again. SO HERE I GOOO HAHA


MY DAD MIGHT BE BUYING ME AN IPAD. I know i know. I used to think it's like... meh. BUT MY DAD IS FREAKING GONNA BUY ONE FOR ME. Cause i told him i want like a netbook or a laptop. Then one day he came home and he was like "Eh eh... You want iPad anot? ;)" Then i'm like "O.O IPAD?" Then he was like "Yah... The shop person say if want buy netbook, might as well buy iPad. Want?" So yeah. He say give him a little time. WEEEEE. Oh gosh.

Next is i WILL be getting the NIKE SHOE I WANT. Cause my mum say her friend had some extra ringgit laying around, so he gave SOME to her to buy that shoe for me. To me that's just bullshit have anot. LOL. I mean you think about it. He just happens to have 300ringgit laying around so he just give my mum. That's like 150 singapore dollors leh! If wanna buy the shoe for me then say lah :$ No need so indirect. HAHAHA. But seriously tho. Thank you! To whoever you are. I haven even met him before o.o But thank youuuuu~

Why do i feel like i'm getting more childish?! I mean... Everyone now is starting to get serious cuz o level is like coming but i'm still rolling around in my bed with my milk bottle ): YEAH TML GOING NTUC WITH MY MOTHER. WHICH MEANS!!! FOOOOOOOOOD. YAYYYYYY

(Y)

If you have the time, watch this. It's not about Katy Perry. It's so sad... Made me cry T.T

Day 10

10 ways to win your heart

lol. honestly speaking, i don't know. I know one only. If you wanna win my heart, be katy perry. THE END. YAY. LAST DAY. That was fun while it lasted. Not really. But yeah.

I really wanted to go to school today. I swear. I love fridays. BUTTT. Today morning woke up and i couldn't open my right eye. LOL. Sore eyes -.- Then i was like should i go? If i go i'll look damn pathetic. Limping around with a red sore eye. Yeah... So sorry ):

that was such an epic fail

Another vidjeo of wifey being harassed by paparazzis! Posted cuz chiali wanna see. I LOVE THE PART WHERE SHE JUST SPEED OFF. WOO. MY HEEEEEERROOO. She better be careful tho. Heh

Step aside, mini cooper. I want a Black Audi A5 too!

Anyways. Just told my mum about my sprained leg. Got scolded. Haha yeah. Can't blame for tho. I fell like 6 times? First time was infront of catchan at the stairs there. Her reaction was HILARIOUS!! Then after that i just kept falling. The last fall was the most painful one tho. Ouch.

I was calculating the total amount of money i've spent on Katy Perry stuff... And it's like a few hundred bucks nia. I haven add finish tho. I'm sure i'm not the most but still it's alot... 100 dollors is on her magazines :/ Then the rest is her CD and stuffs. I don't know...

I AM STILL PISSED OVER THE KATY PERRY CD POSTER THING. LIKE SERIOUSLY. THE PEOPL ARE EVIL. THEY COULDN'T JUST GIVE THE POSTER WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT. WHY? CUZ RIGHT, IF THEY ONLY GIVE NOW, THOSE FANS WHO WANT THE POSTERS BUT ALREADY HAVE THE ALBUM WILL BUY THE ALBUM AGAIN. GOSH. THEY DID THE SAME THING WITH THE SELENA GOMEZ'S FIRST ALBUM. IN THE END WHEN I HAD THE MONEY TOF REAKING BUY IT, THEY SELL FINISH LIAO. And don't tell me shit like "Who ask you buy the album so early." SERIOUSLY? DUDE? IT'S KATY PERRY. MY FAVOURITE. If your favourite artiste's album come out and you have the money to go buy it, will you buy it? Don't tell me no? Maybe you won't but i don't know. ARGH.

Day 9

10 of your favourite shows
1. Ugly Betty
2. Family Guy
3. The Simpsons
4. Paris Hilton's My New BFF (THIS SHOW IS AWESOME K)
5. Wizards of Waverly Place
6. Spongebob Squarepants
7. Phineas and Ferb
8. Kid Nation
9. Estate of Panic
10. Jimmy Neutron

brb while i go cry my arse out on my bed with my bearbear while listening to songs.
FUCK
MY
LIFE

Something hilarious just happened. I just laughed to the point where i literally peed. Yeah. Jasmin wet herself from laughing. You can't really blame me!! I was already urgent for the toilet and my brother made me laugh so it just... came out.... Oh wow. LOL. Yeahh...

My dad say he wanna buy an iPad for me. Now i'm really stuck in between. Cause like... The iPad is like 700bucks. It's enough to buy some stuff on my wishlist... But iPad leh. So coool. He probably won't buy the stuff i want on my wishlist... He'd rather buy an iPad. Yeah he's weird like that. K nvm~

Day 8

10 of your favorite songs
Wow. This is hard o.o I'll put current favourite songs? kkk lemme see....

1. Never Gonna Leave This Bed [Acoustic] - Maroon 5
2. How - Maroon 5
3. I Can't Lie - Maroon 5
4. Just A Feeling - Maroon 5
5. Stutter - Maroon 5
6. Misery [Acoustic] - Maroon 5
7. Give A Little More - Maroon 5
8. Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Maroon 5
9. Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
10. Lost - Katy Perry

I feel almost guilty that this list only consist of like 2 of my wifey's songs ): I'm sorry dear... Right now i'm just really loving Maroon 5's songs cause it's like... How i feel? LOL. Yeah. Don't worry wifey! I still love you the most (:

@.@

I just died. I have a feeling it's gonna be another amazing video (: Of course luh. It's by my wifey. LOL. JUST LOOK AT THAT PAIR OF EYES. HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE IT. Even if you don't love her, you gotta love her eyes... My gosh... I'm...

P.S I just realise this was posted at 11:11. COOL YO.

on the top of the world! i hope i don't fall...

I know you miss this face so i shall post pictures of myself today!!!! ALRIGHTY. Today wasn't bad. Went late with YATI. She ask me to go late one!! Then something HILARIOUS happen. Cuz she needed to print out this ppr with our info and face on it, then right, she was like staring at hayati's picture. She was like "THIS IS YOU?!" LMFAO. Hayati was like yah... then the auntie was like "LOOK LIKE BOY LEH" OMG LOL SO MEAN.

Thennnn. Was at second floor waiting for they all to come out. Ragam was doing all these hilarious hand gestures. She was like asking me to come up but i totally ignored her and she thought i didn't understand what she was trying to say so she was like... LOL IDK HOW TO SAY. Then literature was as usual. The bird that comes and disturb miss ang every lesson. LOL. Combined humans actually also have sia. There's always this bug thingy flying around catchan when she just come in and flies away after that. Weee.

Thenthenthen... What elseee. Mrs hong said im pretty... Actually she was just using example like "Jasmin is prettier then X. Then you should say that Jasmin is pretty and not X" i can't really remember what she said tho. LOL. HEY. Don't cringe at this hor. Long time no ppl compliment me liao so this is good enough =X Yay. Kinda made my day. Not like some fucking rabbit who always say things like "cuter than you" and when Ms Keng say me pretty also then he is like disgusted. PLEASE. GROW. THE. FUCK. UP. At least if you're hot i can understand but YOU'RE NOT. Gawd. Why the hell did i even fall in love with you. I hate you (:

Then um what else.... OH. O level practical thingy. FIRST SHIFT. WHAT THE HELLL. 4 HOURS OF NOTHING. FML. CANNOT EVEN LISTEN TO SONG. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO DO MAN. And Mr Giam was like asking "What is the first T?" Then i'm like GREEN TEA. He didn't hear it tho. Haha.

LASTLY, HISTORY MOCK PPR. So dead. I read the qn wrongly. Faster changed it in the end x.x Then the essay was total CRAP. Catchan is so adorable tho. She suddenly walked down the aisle to give us lollipop. Ahhh. Oh which reminds me... I told miss ang i'm in catchan's class and she's like shock. LOL. She's like YOU'RE IN MRS CHAN'S CLASS? Haha. Who knew a person like me can survive there right? Hoho

This is getting kinda long. I just wanna end with... YOU MADE MY FUCKING DAY MANZX. I LOVE YOUUU. Wait. The vulgar made it sound crude. YOU JUST MADE MY DAY~ WEEEEEEEEEE

ohohoh, P.S. Today lit was talking bout this poem about a guy who lost both his legs in war and miss ang say like nobody would love him cuz he disabled. Then i'm like, EVEN IF KATY PERRY LOST BOTH HER LEGS (TOUCHWOOD), I'LL STILL LOVE HER. I'll be there for her. I'll take care of her. I'll be her legs!!! i find it hard to type in smaller case letter when im this excited tho. okok i shld stop BYEEEEEEE

Day 7 (UPDATED)

10 important people
I don't really know what you consider IMPORTANT but i'll just write down the names of people that i hang out with everyday! YOU GUYS ARE IMPORTANT K.

1. KATY PERRY
2. GHIM MOH
3. MAWADDAH
4. KOKO
5. JESSICA
6. RAGAM
7. FATIMAH
8. HAYATI
9. CHIALI
10. My hamster's not a person but i'll add him in anways. FATTTYY!

i wish that i was looking into your eyes...

I wanna learn how to ride a bike so i can ride it with mah wifey :3 Seriously, is there anything you can't do?

Superwomannn! Weee. See that scar on her leg? Yeah. It's a scar. It's okay. Your imperfections are all perfect to me. That is the most beautiful scar ever. Really (: LOL. I sound like an idiot. It's like saying she has the nicest smelling shit ever. It probably is tho. Oh gosh this is disgusting. K i shldn't continue

HEY GUESS WHAT. I fell asleep hugging onto a big bottle of f&n grape soda while listening to songs. Woke up with drool on my face and to the song "Promiscuous Girl". Classy.


I suddenly realise... that... you're not that awesome... I mean... I don't know how to say this to make it not obvious who i'm talking about but i somehow i really wanna say it because it's freaking killing me. I have no one else to talk to now. My wifey's getting married to some other guy. OKAY STOP IT KATY PERRY IS NOT YOUR FREAKING WIFE k. -slaps- Okok. um. The others are all busy with their studies and shit. Ohwell. I can't always be about me right? Yeah. It always has been. Jasmin this jasmin that. I feel this i feel that.

Why do i get so depressed at night :/ Sighhh. I think its because... Ahhh. Why ): I feel like a hugee part of me has gone missing~ So empty~ It used to be filled with bits and pieces of crap but now it's totally empty liao. I miss you T.T But i really shouldn't. Nopenope. Kitty Purry shall miss her master, Katy Perry. Yeshyesh

i don't have the strength to resist you

I feel so wasted. As in eat too much junk food liao then feel very urghasdjaksjda that kind. For 3 days. I ate nothing but junk foodd. Actually not nothing la... Ate abit of my mum's cooking + LOADS of tidbits and sweets and schtuff and i've never felt better. Just kidding. I feel fatttt. Damn. No wait. I don't FEEL fat. I AM fat. Mehhhh~

I managed to stay awake yesterday night :3 At least until like 6am when i slept for awhile... Woke up at 8+ and started using the com till naozx. Yeah i know. I'M BURSTING WITH LIFE. Ready to take on the world! BRING IT ON WIFEYY!

Wee. She's actually holding down her skirt in this pic cuz there wuz this HUGE wind that blew up her skirt. Yeah. I have a picture of her skirt being blown up but i'm not gonna put it here because i respect my wifey =X

There's some history test tomorrow right? GAHhHHhH. Haven study. So typical of Jasmin tsktsk. The only time you see the name "Jasmin" and the word "studying" in the same sentence is when the phrase "IS NOT" is in the middle. Geniusss.

Day 6

10 items you can’t live without

1. my handphone
2. earpiece/headphone
3. my bearbear
4. my kp magazines :3
5. money
6. my games
7. my bed
8. my kp posters :3
9. my computer!!
10. the internet?

much better... i think?

That was rather depressing. 10/10/10 turned out to be one of the worst days of my life. and well... The only person who was there for me was actually... him. Unexpected eh? The person that i ignore the most is the one that actually loves me the most. For that, i thank you. I've been such a jerk and i'm sorry. From now on, i shall appreciate your love. Hey! Someone loves me. Who cares if you're not a hot guy or something. Russell brand isn't hot too and wifey chose him didn't she? (: I just hope that you're not just saying all those to make me happy. I hope...

Day 5

10 wishes. Well... I have a wishlist at the side so writing this again is kinda redundant... but i shall do it anyways. Heh

1. ROCK BAND GREEN DAY EDITION
2. UGLY BETTY SEASON 3 & 4!!!
3. DRAGON AMULETTT
4. NEW HEADPHONEEZX
5. I wish for my wifey to be healthy forevarr
6. BOOKY WOOK 2 (Russell Brand's book)
7. THAT NEW GUITAR HERO GUITARRR
8. fix my real guitar string -.-
9. wifey wifey wifey
10. k and uh, i want an angmoh boyfriend/girlfriend. HAHAHA


BAI~

Numbers

EH. MY BLOG NO KP PICTURE IN THE POSTS. CANNOTTTTTTTTT. K there you go. OKOKOK. Now i'm super hyped up. So i'mma post about the super cool thing i thought of that time. I might miss out some things cuz im excited and i tend to forget things and also i tend to type in very long sentences without any commas and stuff. KKKK HERE I GO

So i was bored. Then i realise. Some numbers in my life are all somehow CONNECTEDDD!! My fav number is like 5 mah. Then right, ghim moh and mummy de register number both also 5. And my primary 5 register was 5 too. THEN THEN. Ghim's date of birth is 14. 1 + 4 = 5!!! THEN. The year of our birth. 1 + 9 + 9 + 4 = 23 then you take 2 + 3 = 5!! OH MY GOD.

THEN. THE NUMBER 2 ALSO. Firstly, my register is number 2. Then adam levine's lucky number is 222. Maw lives on the 2nd floor. I added up wifey's birthday year and its 22!! Maw's birth date(6) minus the birth month(4) = 2!!!!!! Adam's age. 31. 3 minus 1 = 2!!! Oh my goodness.

K that was lame. Gonna play dragonfable lerh. BYE

Day 4

10 things you want to say to one person

1. I wanted to write this about wifey but i changed it to you instead!
2. Everytime before i meet you, like just 1 on 1 or something, i'll get crazy butterflies in my stomach and i'll sweat like wtf. Yeahhh
3. Sometimes when i'm singing infront of you, i'm actually singing it TO you. :/ Cuz you know like... the songs are dedicated to you
4. All i want is you and me, always~
5. Have you looked in the mirror lately? I mean you're like one of the most AMAZING looking people EVERRR. So purrrfectt x.x
6. I regret nothingg!!!!!
7. Sometimes i wish you weren't so awesome so that not so many people would like you so i can have you all to myself x.x damn it i'm so selfish lol sorry
8. Will you marry me? :/
9. You're one of the people that i would remember FOREVER! I might even include your name in my will when i die. HAHAHAHA
10. K, i love you forever :3